Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Honest Review: Maxine® Women's Slim Latex Waist Cincher (5X)

Product: Maxine® Women's Slim Latex Waist Cincher

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
3 star review

*sigh* I wish there had been just ONE size larger... I started out with a szie 3 but had to send that back as it was waaay to small.. so I ordered the largest size they have. I figured it would have been fine considering its 3 sizes larger than I would usually order. well... it fit. barely. I could never put myself into this I had to have my boyfriend put all the hooks on.

the good part though is that I am losing weight and a few months ago I wouldn't have even fit into this. I expect that in a few more months I'll be able to put it on myself. I must say that I do really really love the shape it gives. Especially under my fave dress. My suggestion is that you measure yourself carefully and order up two sizes. It goes have a strong rubber smell right out of the package. Since its the same stuff as diving wet suits you need to go to a dive shop and buy the specialty wet suit shampoo if you want to wash it and not ruin the material.

Pics are of me in the same dress with and without the waist cincher on.

The parts I didn't say:
HOLY BALLS IT MAKES ME TITS LOOK HUGE. I mean I already have big tatas but hot damn. I am looking forward to being able to wear this more often. ONe of the only downsides is that it rolls up on the bottom... and that is absolutely because of my big mummy tummy. If it was about one inch shorter it wouldn't be a big deal...
Cincher activated... tits are huge...

underneath it all

Cincher deactivated boobs are still big

Monday, May 30, 2016

Honest Review: Bedding Edition 2

Product: Beckham Hotel Collection® Luxury Soft Brushed Microfiber 4 Piece Bed Sheet Set

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review

OMG. So I bought these because I have a seriously deep mattress and its hard to find sheets that don't cost an arm and a leg. These are very reasonably priced for being Deep Pocket sheets. They completely fit my 18" mattress and I think You could get them onto a 19" one too. and they are soooooooo soft. Every time I slide into bed with these things I fell like I'm in some luxury hotel. Seriously so soft. I got Queen sized in Grey but at the time of this post gray wasn't available in that size. Its a lovely color and is very close to the product pic.

The parts I didn't say:
These sheets were so damned soft that I demanded that we have sex on them right away! and we did... and it was GLORIOUS. seriously I think these things are waaaay better that silk sheets. And for being Microfiber they breathed really well. I didn't get hot and sweaty when I slept on them. (I DID get hot and sweaty when we did the horizontal mambo on them)

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Honest Review: Pure Sandalwood Essential Oil from Majestic Pure

Product: Pure Sandalwood Essential Oil from Majestic Pure

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review

I have ordered oils from Majestic Pure before and let me tell you they all hit the mark! the sandalwood oil is just a beautiful simple clean smell. I use it mostly in my oil burner but have used it to make a room spray as well. I have even mixed it with the Lemon Balm oil I have from majestic pure to make my own poo spray...  its just wonderful. I can't say enough good things about Majestic Pure oils!

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Honest Review: Lemongrass Essential Oil From Majestic Pure

Product: Lemongrass Essential Oil From Majestic Pure

Ordered from: Amazon (Amazon Prime)

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review

there are not enough words in the world to tell you how much I love this oil. It smells simply divine! like a clean candy store. I have rubbed it into my hands to give me an easy whiff whenever I needed a pick me up, I also burned this in my oik burned and it makes my whole house smelly like a Lemonhead! so yummy. It definitely brings the mood up in my home and everyone who has walked into my house has commented on how lovely it smells! GET IT you won't be disappointed!

Friday, May 27, 2016

Honest Review: Bedding Edition 1

Product: Sleep Guardian® Queen Mattress Protector

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review

Well well well... that was a nice surprise. Too often when I buy a mattress pad that is "Waterproof" its usually made of some noisy wrinkly plastic material. This one is not! When I first pulled it out of the package I was very doubtful about it waterproofness because it was so thin. so I tested it. I stretched a bit over a bowl and poured some water on to it. at first the water beaded up so it would be easy to soak up pretty quick with a towel. but as I let it sit the top layer of material absorbed the water. the bottom layer however did not let the water seep through. so I deem this Waterproof!

The best part is that I have an almost 18" mattress and this fit over it perfectly, and its thin enough that it doesn't add any additional bulk to my bed. (which is great because sheets are not easy to find!)

I would recommend this to anyone who needs to keep they super expensive mattress clean.

The parts I didn't say:Sex can get a bit.... juicy in my household. As such, I have many expensive water proof things to keep my furniture from getting ruined. The struggle is real , yo. especially with my uber expensive bamboo fully wrapped edge mattress... For the last few years I have had the same waterproof mattress pad on my mattress that has worked great. Only problem is that it is thick and its a fucking BITCH to wash. I have been looking for a thinner easier to maintain mattress cover that wouldn't be noisy and would fit over my almost 18 inch mattress. My current pad adds an entire inch to the height of my mattress... making it next to impossibly to find sheets that fit that don't cost $100.00 O.O seriously I have had the same sheets on my mattress for a year now... My bed must lay completely unprotected as I wash my linens... it stresses me out.

Now! though I have a lovely thin perfectly waterproof mattress cover that will allow me the freedom to buy cheaper sheets... LOL

Protected!