Honest Review: Bedding Edition 2

Product: Beckham Hotel Collection® Luxury Soft Brushed Microfiber 4 Piece Bed Sheet Set

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review

OMG. So I bought these because I have a seriously deep mattress and its hard to find sheets that don't cost an arm and a leg. These are very reasonably priced for being Deep Pocket sheets. They completely fit my 18" mattress and I think You could get them onto a 19" one too. and they are soooooooo soft. Every time I slide into bed with these things I fell like I'm in some luxury hotel. Seriously so soft. I got Queen sized in Grey but at the time of this post gray wasn't available in that size. Its a lovely color and is very close to the product pic.

The parts I didn't say:
These sheets were so damned soft that I demanded that we have sex on them right away! and we did... and it was GLORIOUS. seriously I think these things are waaaay better that silk sheets. And for being Microfiber they breathed really well. I didn't get hot and sweaty when I slept on them. (I DID get hot and sweaty when we did the horizontal mambo on them)

Honest Review: Pure Sandalwood Essential Oil from Majestic Pure

Product: Pure Sandalwood Essential Oil from Majestic Pure

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review

I have ordered oils from Majestic Pure before and let me tell you they all hit the mark! the sandalwood oil is just a beautiful simple clean smell. I use it mostly in my oil burner but have used it to make a room spray as well. I have even mixed it with the Lemon Balm oil I have from majestic pure to make my own poo spray...  its just wonderful. I can't say enough good things about Majestic Pure oils!

Honest Review: Lemongrass Essential Oil From Majestic Pure

Product: Lemongrass Essential Oil From Majestic Pure

Ordered from: Amazon (Amazon Prime)

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review

there are not enough words in the world to tell you how much I love this oil. It smells simply divine! like a clean candy store. I have rubbed it into my hands to give me an easy whiff whenever I needed a pick me up, I also burned this in my oik burned and it makes my whole house smelly like a Lemonhead! so yummy. It definitely brings the mood up in my home and everyone who has walked into my house has commented on how lovely it smells! GET IT you won't be disappointed!

Honest Review: Bedding Edition 1

Product: Sleep Guardian® Queen Mattress Protector

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review

Well well well... that was a nice surprise. Too often when I buy a mattress pad that is "Waterproof" its usually made of some noisy wrinkly plastic material. This one is not! When I first pulled it out of the package I was very doubtful about it waterproofness because it was so thin. so I tested it. I stretched a bit over a bowl and poured some water on to it. at first the water beaded up so it would be easy to soak up pretty quick with a towel. but as I let it sit the top layer of material absorbed the water. the bottom layer however did not let the water seep through. so I deem this Waterproof!

The best part is that I have an almost 18" mattress and this fit over it perfectly, and its thin enough that it doesn't add any additional bulk to my bed. (which is great because sheets are not easy to find!)

I would recommend this to anyone who needs to keep they super expensive mattress clean.

The parts I didn't say:Sex can get a bit.... juicy in my household. As such, I have many expensive water proof things to keep my furniture from getting ruined. The struggle is real , yo. especially with my uber expensive bamboo fully wrapped edge mattress... For the last few years I have had the same waterproof mattress pad on my mattress that has worked great. Only problem is that it is thick and its a fucking BITCH to wash. I have been looking for a thinner easier to maintain mattress cover that wouldn't be noisy and would fit over my almost 18 inch mattress. My current pad adds an entire inch to the height of my mattress... making it next to impossibly to find sheets that fit that don't cost $100.00 O.O seriously I have had the same sheets on my mattress for a year now... My bed must lay completely unprotected as I wash my linens... it stresses me out.

Now! though I have a lovely thin perfectly waterproof mattress cover that will allow me the freedom to buy cheaper sheets... LOL

Protected!

Honest Review: #1 Ayurvedic Herb for Sexual Health

Product: #1 Ayurvedic Herb for Sexual Health

Ordered from: Amazon (Amazon Prime)

Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review

Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
4 Star Review

It works I suppose. I have been taking it I have noticed that my appetite has increased a bit. I've always had plenty of sexual stamina so I haven't really noticed anything more in that department. it doesn't taste terrible like most of these types of things do so it has that going for it. I would recommend this to my lady friends who want to increase their desire. There really are not many other products out there that woman can take safely but this fits the bill.

Honest Review: GrowGreen® Garden Hose, 50 Feet

Product: GrowGreen® Garden Hose, 50 Feet
Ordered from: Amazon.com (amazon prime)
Disclaimer:  I received this product at a discounted rate in exchange for my HONEST unbiased review.
Promise:This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

 Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star Review
This hose is super lightweight! I loved all of the extras came with it. The hanger is a big plus! My favorite feature of this hose is that the fact that it is really hard to get it to kink up. We tried everything we could think of to get it to kink and it just didn't happen! The hose was very easy to attach and to detach. The handle that came with it was easy to use and didn’t hurt my hand after prolonged use.

I had a blonde moment when I was releasing the pressure out of the hose to make it shrink back up. I left the nozzle on and tried to release the pressure using that… but it is far faster to take the nozzle off and let the water just rush out of the hose. My boyfriend loved this so much when he saw mine that he went and ordered one for his house!

The parts I didn't say:
In Summary I would buy another one of these if I needed it. And this might end up as one of my default housewarming gifts.

Pics:

Everything that came with my order
(not pictured two extra rubber gaskets)

LOVE that hanger

Honest Review: First Aid Kit, "Smallest & Lightest" with 106 Essential Items

Product: First Aid Kit, "Smallest & Lightest" with 106 Essential Items
Ordered from: Amazon.com (amazon prime)
Disclaimer: I received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my HONEST review
Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
5 Star review
WOW! to say I am impressed is putting it lightly. This little bag is PACKED full of useful items. the only thing its missing is a suture kit!. and even though it comes fully loaded there is still room to add a few more things. My favorite part of this is the little carabiner that it comes with. Why you ask? Because that little bugger will save your life one day. Its too small to use for climbing but perfect for creating a quick release tourniquet or for creating an easily adjustable sling. so many uses....
The parts I didn't say:
That just about sums it up. this little bag is just packed with goodies. and it fits perfectly in my glove box, or in my center console. But I absolutely plan on homing it in my emergency car kit, which is one of those big metal first aid boxes like you would see at work. I totes scored that for free when we changed first aid supply companies at my last job and its great! one day I'll write up a little diddy about that. 

Pictures!

The outside. for size ref it is sitting on my knee

The inside

my fave part! Its about 1.5 inches long and perfect.

Honest Review: Mobility Universal Waterproof Phone Case

Product: Mobility Universal Waterproof Phone Case
Ordered from: Amazon.com (used Amazon Prime)
Disclaimer: I received this product at a discount in exchange for my HONEST review.
Promise: This review is 100% my honest opinion. If I don't like it I'll tell you!

Here is the review I posted to Amazon:
Totally surprised! Disclaimer: I received this at a discount as part of a trial. I wasn't expecting much but was pleasantly surprised. I have a huge phone and with the case its even bigger. But my phone and its case both fit inside. It seems as watertight as advertised. I am very happy with this! Its totally going to come in handy this summer at the pool.the pic of the painting was taken with my phone while it was in the case.

The parts I didn't say:
I own one of the largest phones on the market (My Phone). And I have what I call a "commuter case" on it. I drop my phone a lot so I always get a case that will protect it. This one is no different. Basically my phone is a two handed Phablet. 

When I first opened the package I was 100% sure I was going to need to take my phone out of the case to put it into the waterproof case. But I tried it anyway. And I was pleasantly surprised to find that there was more than enough room for my phone, case and all.

Next I tested the usability. Sometimes these waterproof cases make it next to impossible to use your phone once it is inside, however that was not the case here. (See what I did there? I'm kinda punny). I was able to use the screen with no problems. Buuut, I could not easily use the external power/lock button or the external volume control. This isn't a big deal for me since my phone is equipped with "double tap" which means I can lock and unlock my phone by double tapping the screen. You iPhone users though are going to have a hard time manually locking your phone.

Next I wanted to see what a pic would look like if taken from with in the case. It did ok, but you can't use the flash. it totally bounces off of the plastic of the case. See Below:

No flash

With Flash

Summary: its worth the money. If you need something to protect your phone while boating or at the pool this is definitely the product!

Back again with a brand new mission

Just so you know... I haven't actually died. I've been in a very nice relationship for the last 5.5 years and am embarking on a bunch of new adventures. I've become a reviewer for amazon (stay tuned for sponsored review posts). I became an ordained minister and have begun the process of getting licensed in the great state of Nevada to perform weddings. as such I am starting a great little side business of being a wedding officiant. My hope is not to make it my living but to make it a fun hobby where I meet new and interesting people and make a little money too. I'll do a whole blog post about it once I am ready to start advertising it. ... ... ... I think that's about it. 

My son is 10 now and is entering the "I don't really care, but I still reallly care" part of tweenhood (UGH). Maybe more on that... who knows. 

Love and shit to all of you who read this.